The first Resident Evil was a landmark game for a multitude of reasons, chief among them was that it got a new generation of young people to finally start taking the possibility of a zombie outbreak seriously. With each successive game in the series, we learned more and more about what to do: how to heal ourselves in the case of a bite, what the proper zombie combat attire is, how to navigate through complex building layouts, and how to avoid eccentric rich families...the list goes on. All of this is highly practical information that will...aw, screw it. Resident Evil is RIDICULOUS. Here are Five Reasons Why.
Number Five: Herbal Essence

Video game healing mechanisms are easy targets for us practitioners of logic, as serious medical emergencies require treatments above and beyond gourmet mushrooms, hiker-level first aid kits, and simply "walking off" multiple gunshot wounds. In almost all cases, we accept the "it's just a game" argument and enjoy ourselves. Resident Evil's herb system, iconic as it has become, deserves a spot in the upper echelon of gaming quackery.
Defined no further than "green herb" and "red herb," these little miracle plants are responsible for keeping you alive during a zombie outbreak. But is there real science to it? The Internet site eMedicinal.com believes there might be, offering herbal remedies for the following undead-related conditions:
- Skin Troubles, Acne, Eczema, and Bad Complexion
- For Dropsy (swelling of soft tissue as a result of pooling fluid from maintaining an upright position)
- To Calm Nerves
- Prevention of Nightmares
- Carinative (relief of gas and bloat)
Missing from this list are "profuse bleeding from the leg" and "missing chunks of neck," which, sadly, no amount of juniper berries or German chamomile can heal. Unless perhaps they're in a spray form.
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Yep this is fast becoming the way it is. You can blame all the lost sales on marketing. Also you have got to point the finger at the peeps that release the source code or copy the game disk and hand it to all there friends. Who's fault is it? The employee's and the media, they are shady SHUCKS!
I say go for it the more people that steal the game the more it will become second nature to flash your firm ware and burn games. Oh and PS if you are looking at to play that burnt game...
Posted: 3 hours 18 mins ago by GreedyMcNasty
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