Last week, we brought you word that Republican candidate Herman Cain is the gamer's choice for president, mainly because he seemed to have derived his "9-9-9 Plan" for economic recovery on the default settings for Sim City 4. It turns out we were wrong. Cain has publicly (and vehemently) denied any familiarity with the video game.
"First of all, I don't even know what Sim City is," Cain actually said. "Secondly, it's a lie."
You know what? I don't like your tone, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain. You have officially lost TheFeed's valuable endorsement. In fact, I noticed that if you take the "999 plan" and turn it upside-down, you end up with the "666 plan." Coincidence? Maybe, but it should still be investigated.
TheFeed officially endorses Cthulhu for president. No more years! No more years!