This posts is strictly for teens, and by "teens" I mean people between the ages of 13 and 17 who are Xbox Live Gold members, so if this isn't you, please stop reading immediatly...
Seriously, stop reading this post. Go read The Wall Street Journal or something, old man.
Are they gone? Good. Now that it's just us kids, I'm gonna "rap" at you in a language that you'll totally grok, and lay down a real bummer trip: According to Microsoft's Major Nelson, the Xbox Live versions of Twitter, Facebook and Last.fm that are coming to Gold members won't be usable by anyone under the age of 18. That, my homies, is wickety, wickety wack. Denied... TO THE EXTREME!
Major Nelson says: "We made this decision because as it stands now, parents aren’t able to use Family Settings to customize which of these applications their children can access."
Dude, that's a total downer. But don't become a cutter or light up a crack-pipe: There's hope. According to Nelson, the radical dudes over at Microsoft are "working on an update that gives parents the choice of which social applications their children can access," so hang tight, good buddy. 10-4!
Now that all the parents/adults are gone, I want you all to check out this tubular TV show I found on the YouTubes... but make sure you get your homework done! Homework is for awesomes:
Source: Major Nelson
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GreedyMcNasty
Cool now I don't have to worry about my kids doing something wrong online. Where did you guys get this magic software that does not allow children to use certain content? I can tell this has FAIL written all over it.
tommy_deathdoll
this doesn't apply to me, I just love Mr. Show. Yay!!!!!
greeknerd
Thank you for making me feel old.
Spartan593
Screw you Microsoft.
DPsx7
Well that effectively cuts off 95% of the userbase huh? Guess the gimmicky feature wasn't such a hot idea after all. Should have left it on PC.
9000
kudos. i love that mr. show sketch!
hi my names kenny. i'm fourteen years old and i love to play those damn video games!"
ProjektX13
Shoots down the idea of the 360 being a immature console.
altizar
OMFG how do you expect a "teenager to fully grasp or even know of the concept of "Grok" Most of the kids probably don't pick up a book to read more than once a year much less classic Sci-Fi like heinlien. . .
gamersince1995
hahah coz most 360 users a imature and full of bullcrap
Dr_Mindbender
Keep the Mr. Show coming, Scoop. :)
WLKNDED
So....gamersince1995 says most of us 360 owners "a imature and full of bullcrap"
But at least we can spell.
thepsychogamer
So whats stopping these teens from lying about there age, i mean most do it for porn sites anyways
maiko6
haha im happy!
RRODisBack
DPsx7 is right. Only 5% of Xbox owners will be eligible for these features.
STETRII
I was lucky. I received the update about 10 days before my 18th Birthday. I really like how it is. Now I don't have to get on the Computer just to see what my friends have been doing or to see the latest tweet I have.
Thundercracker
@stephen johnson
havent been on here in a month
but mr show is the greatest sketch comedy show ever
ejsponge61
Well, I was going to get an 360 this black Friday, because I still need to get one even though my PS3 has been good to me. Looks like I'll just get a PSP go instead.
Ckyline
good thing I turned 18 2 months ago
conman_tm
seriously wtf im seventeen i can buy a game where theres sex and violence but im not allowed to use twitter, or last.fm thats some serious crap your throwing at us.
GamerNx
Mr. Johnson, how many kids between the ages of 13-17 do you grok have actually read Stranger in a Strange land?
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