Ancient singer Jimmy Buffet's Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville Enterprises has filed a trademark registration for the word "Margaritaville," and thus reserved the right to make a game called Margaritaville or use that word in "Interactive game software, computer game software, electronic game programs, downloadable interactive, computer, video and electronic game programs, computer application software for mobile phones; electronic game software for wireless devices."
In my opinion, any game from Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville Enterprises has a huge chance of being crappy, but to give Buffett a fair shake, I found the biggest Jimmy Buffett fan I know, G4's Mike D'Alonzo, and asked him about the implications of this news. This is an exact transcript of our conversation.
Steve: What do you think a Margaritaville game would be like?
Mike: I really don't have time to do this. But something like: The player is a beachcomber who walks the shore looking for people who are dumb enough to go to a Jimmy Buffett Concert.
Steve: Who would it appeal to?
Mike: Mainly balding old jerks and college kids.
Steve: I thought you were a huge Jimmy Buffett fan.
Mike: I'm not. I hate Jimmy Buffett.
Steve: But you once told me you wanted to buy a PT Cruiser. I just assumed you liked Jimmy Buffett.
Mike: Look, **shole, I already told you I don't have time to do this.
Steve: Do you ever pick "Margaritaville" when playing Rock Band?
Mike: No. Jesus.
Steve: Thanks for the interview!
Mike: Whatever.
Regardless of Jimmy Buffett, here's a picture of Mike sitting on a marshmallow in a huge cup of hot cocoa!
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fouriner
kinda makes you wonder what'll happen with Margaritaville shoes and Margaritaville tequila
EdFry
Slow Day?
lookatthisguy
God, I can't even remember the last time I sat on a marshmallow in a sea of hot cocoa...
Voleran
The only people who like jimmy buffet are frat boys and drunk college girls from the south!
To be serious I went to "cheese burger in paradise" today and the food was alright. Just bring pins to jam in your ears when buffets songs start playing.
Gordito Lopez
Where'd you get a cup so big?
RossMunE
So much hate, I mean really what reason is there to hate on us parrot-heads, we're not hurting anyone.
asudevil2
Wow Voleran, how about you go listen to some Jay Z or some AFI you tool
Oinkness
Was the cup really huge or was Mike just tiny?
SirCitadel
i went to cheeseburger in paradise while in maui. it was amazing. but of course it could have just been for the fact that i was in maui. his landshark beer is actually pretty good though. i pick up a sixer every now and again. guy knows how to franchise gotta give him that.
shortysvilla
WHY?!?!?!?!?!? Let it go people!
asudevil2
God it is funny how pathetic people. I wish i would get to meet that Mike so me and "my loser jimmy buffet fans" could have a litte talk with him. God i be he cries like a bitch
Mike D'Alonzo
@asudevil2
Come. Talk to me. I bet I don't.
asudevil2
Just looking at your pathetic self i know that you would. You remind me of those losers in high school and college that are pissed that the cool kids will not be friends with you. Be pissed at an ACTUAL artist that has been selling albums for decades, be mad that the crap you listen to is nothing compared to his music. So i am going to go back and listen to Cheeseburger in Paradise with my girlfriend and remember when we went to go see him live at Wrigley field with ten of our rich and successful friends and remember getting blazed and drunk as f@#$
Bye bye loser.
friendofbud666
Pinacolladaburg!!!
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