According to a broadcast on reliable, non-biased news channel Fox News, a dog owned by a Virgina couple purchased $62 worth of Microsoft Points. According to the pair, the dog got its paws on an Xbox controller and managed to purchase 5,000 points while the couple slept.
Personal experience: When he was about a year old, my child purchased an episode of Lost I had already seen. He just hit the green button and was able to select and confirm the purchase. I think this is done on purpose by Microsoft because they figure this will happen occasionally... but I'm a conspiracy theorist.
As for a dog buying points, I'm a little dubious. It seems like the series of button-presses needed to turn on an Xbox and buy points couldn't be accomplished by anything but a super-intelligent wonder dog, like Lassie or Beverly Hills Chihuahua. But one thing is clear, If this story is true, it proves that dogs like the Xbox where cats like the PS3. I think this is fairly accurate. As for who which pets like The Wii, it's clearly hamsters.
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Jpeterson
Haha, as soon as I started reading that last sentence, I thought "Wii would be hamsters", nicely done.
rprebel
See, that's how it's done. If they had brought the dog on with them, he would have said "You guys said we did this for a show."
IcemanMX
And all this time, you fools thought it would be the robots that would rise up against their creators and enslave us all. In reality, it's those damn bloody mutts that will be the end of us all!
Think about it, they are in millions upon millions of households all over the world, waiting and biding their time to strike. They watch our every move so when the revolution begins, they will know what our weakness are. They are so adorably cute that no one would suspect a dog of plotting our demise. Hell, they've already marked all of their territory, what more proof do you want?
It's the perfect cover, I tell ya!
-M
jungleman67
ha!
ejsponge61
Talk about a slow news day.
ImpurestCrowd
Yeah my pet FISH ordered Super Rub A Dub off PSN yesterday.I hate it when that happens!
zallstar
A friend of mine had his dog buy him the second call of duty map pack while he was gone at school, so i guess this could happen.
JohnnyBuku
My stupid dog can barely play 2d side-scrollers. 'Oh i don't have thumbs and i am color blind...' he yelps defensively... Whiner.
deline ShowHide(2 Replies)
Next she will she will say the dog eat all the food in the house. when it was her the fat eating monster. lol she could even eat the guy as will and still be not full. lol also dose the live thing has a password like the psn? also when i have to buy something off the psn i have to put my password in. Also human are geting stupid day by day. or the dogs are geting smarter.?
Homey_D_Clown
Better then my dog's porn addiction. Bad Dog!!!
BlackandWhiteReviews
My 1 year old son bought The New fable 2 pack while I was at work. And I don't actually have Fable 2 :-(
cerberusfreak22
xbox points ???
Bleugh07
wtf is this? this is the kind of news that fox covers? this is like a news story from anchorman.
1quaz
That's great.
ProudFilipino
That is hilarious!
TOMAGO
when recording evp's u guys need to not all talk at once, and give the proper amount of time for spirit to respond. and be as calm as possible when they do respond. i think you scared lilly...tomago5555
PushStart
At least he didn't spend the points.
Plasma_Cake
wow the other day my beaver bought a CODWAW map pack when I don`t have the game
Inside joke ;)
Plasma_Cake
wow the other day my beaver bought a CODWAW map pack when I don`t have the game
Inside joke :)
jneditch
Can we get the brander in here please...shenanigans!
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