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Q: Why are pirates pirates?

A: Because they ARRRRRRR!

Me hearties, it nearly be "talk like a pirate day." The annual celebration of grog, wenches and booty happens toMAAAARRRRow, Septem-arrr 19th. To celebrate, Telltale Games is making the premiere episode of Tales of Monkey Island <span class="tooltip-content"> <span class='tooltip-tab-container'> <span class='tooltip-tab-wrapper active' onclick='tooltiptab(this);'><span class='tooltip-tab Wii'></span></span> <span class='tooltip-tab-wrapper' onclick='tooltiptab(this);'><span class='tooltip-tab PC'></span></span> </span> <span class='tooltip-active tooltip2 Wii'><div class='tooltip-name'><a href="http://g4tv.com/games/wii/62560/tales-of-monkey-island---chapter-2-the-siege-of-spinner-cay/index/" title="Tales+of+Monkey+Island+-+Chapter+2%3a+The+Siege+of+Spinner+Cay">Tales of Monkey Island - Chapter 2: The Siege of Spinner Cay</a></div><hr /><span class='tooltip-column'><ul> <li><h6><a href="http://g4tv.com/games/wii/62560/tales-of-monkey-island---chapter-2-the-siege-of-spinner-cay/news/" title="Tales+of+Monkey+Island+-+Chapter+2%3a+The+Siege+of+Spinner+Cay news">News</a></h6> (6)</li> <li><h6>Previews</h6></li> <li><h6>Review</h6></li> </ul></span><span class='tooltip-column'><ul> <li><h6><a href="http://g4tv.com/games/wii/62560/tales-of-monkey-island---chapter-2-the-siege-of-spinner-cay/videos/" title="Tales+of+Monkey+Island+-+Chapter+2%3a+The+Siege+of+Spinner+Cay videos">Videos</a></h6> (1)</li> <li><h6>Screenshots</h6></li> <li><h6>Cheats and Walkthroughs</h6></li> </ul> </span><div style='clear:both;'></div></span> <span class='tooltip2 PC'><div class='tooltip-name'><a href="http://g4tv.com/games/pc/62559/tales-of-monkey-island---chapter-2-the-siege-of-spinner-cay/index/" title="Tales+of+Monkey+Island+-+Chapter+2%3a+The+Siege+of+Spinner+Cay">Tales of Monkey Island - Chapter 2: The Siege of Spinner Cay</a></div><hr /><span class='tooltip-column'><ul> <li><h6><a href="http://g4tv.com/games/pc/62559/tales-of-monkey-island---chapter-2-the-siege-of-spinner-cay/news/" title="Tales+of+Monkey+Island+-+Chapter+2%3a+The+Siege+of+Spinner+Cay news">News</a></h6> (5)</li> <li><h6>Previews</h6></li> <li><h6><a href="http://g4tv.com/games/pc/62559/tales-of-monkey-island---chapter-2-the-siege-of-spinner-cay/review/" title="Tales+of+Monkey+Island+-+Chapter+2%3a+The+Siege+of+Spinner+Cay review">Review</a></h6></li> </ul></span><span class='tooltip-column'><ul> <li><h6><a href="http://g4tv.com/games/pc/62559/tales-of-monkey-island---chapter-2-the-siege-of-spinner-cay/videos/" title="Tales+of+Monkey+Island+-+Chapter+2%3a+The+Siege+of+Spinner+Cay videos">Videos</a></h6> (1)</li> <li><h6>Screenshots</h6></li> <li><h6>Cheats and Walkthroughs</h6></li> </ul> </span><div style='clear:both;'></div></span> </span><div class="arrow"></div> a free download on its website all day.

That's not all the booty that be yours to plunder, No-Beard The Pirate. You'll also be able to enjoy

• 50% off the iPhone and iPod touch version of LucasArts’ new The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition via Apple’s App Store
• 50% off The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition on Steam and Direct2Drive.

You know why there's no "Talk Like a Ninja" day? Because Ninjas are too cool to talk, and if they did, they wouldn't have some lame accent and dumb words for everything! Take THAT, pirates!