When we heard that an innovative member of the Xbox Community had created a “game” called Rumble Massage, we had to give it a try. But then we thought, who are we to test a game that turns your Xbox controller into a vibrating massager? We obviously needed professional help for this assignment.
Through our nefarious connections in the L.A. underground, we contacted the great Stoya -- adult actress of the highest caliber -- lover of Sid Meier’s Civilization and Digital Playground contract player to give us a review of the "game."
Check out the video above, and then enjoy this photo gallery of Stoya. She’s pretty. I think you will agree. Oh, and by the way, this review was undertaken purely in the interest of science. It was not a cheap excuse to watch a hot starlet use a massager while on work hours, we swear.
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