TMZ's got the gaming scoop of the century. The end of hardcore gaming is nigh. Ms. Product Pusher herself, Oprah Winfrey, bought a Wii at a Wal-Mart in Hawaii recently. How does this equal death to hardcore? Well, you can bet Oprah will soon be extolling the incredible health and family-fun virtues associated with owning a Nintendo Wii after which every housewife desperate to fulfill the next Oprah product prophecy will head to a Gamestop and buy up all the Nintendo they can get their mits on.
In what economists have not ever called The Oprah Effect, that increased demand will trickle down to all corners of society by way of gift-giving aunts and misguided girlfriends who buy up solely Nintendo products forcing Microsoft and Sony completely out of business, leaving Carnival Games 3 the hottest holiday item in 2009.
It is written. Deal.
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