We're not sure why, but the entire G4TV.com crew is particularly hungry today. If you're feeling peckish yourself, please enjoy our 420 recipes!
Hot Soft Pretzels
There’s nothing better to make on 420 than a hot pretzel. The kind you used to get at Hot Sam’s in the mall growing up in central New Jersey. There’s even more than 1 step, which is how you know its a real recipe.
1. Obtain frozen pretzels. I’ll wait. Drive safe.
2. Pre-Heat oven to 600 degrees or whatever.
3. Remove 3-5 pretzels from box. Place on counter.
4. Open salt packet.
5. Pick up spilled salt from counter & floor.
6. Wet pretzels.
7. Throw salt at pretzels like Jackson Pollack
8. Put pretzels in oven.
9. Run burn under cold water while pretzels cook.
10. Remove pretzels from oven.
11. Run second burn under cold water.
12. Eat pretzels.
13. Repeat.
--Brian Leahy
Baked Chips with Chili Con Queso:
Okay, get some "Baked" Lays Sour Cream and Onion chips and dip them in Tostitos Chili Con Queso. Eat.
Not only is it super easy and delicious, but you'll chuckle constantly at the fact that the chips are baked too.
--Patrick Roche Sowa
Pigs in a Blanket
(or is it Pigs in a Blankets, or wait…. what? Pigs in some blankets… Shhhh. wait, what?)
Ingredients: Crescent rolls,
hot dogs,
grated cheese of your choosing
Open the canister. Unroll the raw dough. Cut and pre-microwave the hot dogs. They will still be cold if you do not preheat them in the microwave, ruining your meal. Roll the rolls with warm hot dog pieces and grated cheese inside them. Place them in a pre-heated oven for 12 minutes. Remove and enjoy.
Total Cook Time: Too f*****g long, man. I'm hungry now.
Optional: Dip in ranch dressing for that Southwest flavor
--Ty Colfax
Duck L’Orange
Much like smoking marijuana, Duck L’Orange enjoyed brief fad-popularity in the 1960s among gourmands and lovers of French culture. Unless you’re so snobby you turn your nose up at the “outdated” label with which epicures have saddled Duck L’Orange, you’ll find this dish a unique, flavorful and decidedly retro main course for a dinner party or intimate gathering with friends. Flared trousers optional!
First, you’ll need to clean, prepare and roast a medium-sized duck, say 7-10 pounds. While prepping the duck is relatively simple, creating the signature orange sauce can prove a vexation to even experience chefs...
…Oh, wait, I forgot who I was talking to. Just order a pizza or something, man.
--Stephen Johnson
420 Mac and Cheese:
Ingredients: A box of Mac and Cheese, not the fancy kind
Milk
Butter
Anything you have in your refrigerator
Follow the directions on the box to make mac and cheese, before serving, stir in anything you have in the refrigerator. Among the items that will work perfectly are:
Hot dogs
Ground beef
Tortilla chips
Other kinds of cheese
Mustard
Ketchup
Mushrooms
Tuna
Other macaroni
Hot sauce
Fried chicken
Mashed potatoes
Turkey
Serve. Eat. Repeat.
--Michael D'Alonzo
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