I have been saying for years that staring at women’s breasts is good for you. I’ve said it to anyone that’ll listen, especially women whose breasts I happen to be staring at!
Well, finally I have been vindicated, validated and proved to be a genius!
The New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News recently said that men staring at women's breasts prolong their lives by several years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said (creepy) author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up of (horny) researchers at three (sexy) hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany monitored the health of 200 male subjects for 5 years. Half of the subjects were asked to look at busty females daily, while the others were asked not to. For five years, the boob lovers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
Ya see!!! I told you so!!!!
Now let’s go stare at some boobies!!!!!
News.softpedia.com: 10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years
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