Gears of War is great, but sometimes we get stuck in games with 12 year-old kids* who talk trash the entire game. TheFeed just wants to go home after a long day of work, drink alone with our cats, and chainsaw some human-form subterranean space bugs on Xbox Live without having to hear the shrill cries of pre-teens.
Click through for our Top 10 ways to annoy these kids.
10. Tell them they are too young to play Gears of War
9. Use words with more than 2 syllables.
8. Tell them that Family Guy sucks.
7. Have all your friends report them for cheating.
6. Make fun of them for not having a date to the Middle School Dance.
5. When they ask for help, do the opposite.
4. Constantly send them messages while you're dead.
3. http://shockingcats.ytmnd.com -- this is more for your enjoyment.
2. Kick their ass repeatedly and talk even more trash.
1. Tell them that Phase 2 of the Halo 3 Beta started and they need to go buy a copy of Viva Pinata "RIGHT NOW"
*If you're a 12 year old kid that plays gears of war, shame on you. That's an M-Rated game! We're telling your mommy.
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