What happens when the G4 web staff goes home for the weekend? Most of us just sit on the couch in our underwear and play videogames but Jonathan Goorvich, our Interactive Content Specialist, takes things a step further. He makes his own viral video:

I made this parody of the internet sensation Keyboard Cat starring my dog this weekend. I am both extremely proud and profoundly ashamed. I thought you all would appreciate my cruelty.

Keyboard Cat, meet the new Keyboard Dog, a purebred mutt who is better known to family and friends as Beverly Pickles Kravitz-Goorvich. It'll only be a matter of time until we see her on the next episode of Around The Net.

Play it again, Bev!

Not only was today Faxathon '09 Live, it was also the day the Hock a Loogie Carnival rolled into town. We pulled some strings and instead of going to said carnival, we got the carnival to come to us, so Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn could play America's favorite pastime from the years 1877–1881, Hayes Shot. Here are some behind-scenes-photos of their horseplay.

Some people like to come home after a hard day and forget their troubles by downing a frosty beverage. Others prefer watching Around the Net. After all, nothing helps you forget your troubles like laughing at people who are dumber than you could ever be. Plus, no one ever woke up next to an ugly stranger the next day because of ATN.

Wii Fit Girl  

Mortal Kombat  

We hope you lived it up over the long weekend. Yes, we hope you got drunk, did something stupid and someone filmed it. Otherwise, we’d run out of material for Around the Net.

Dry Ice Vs Cinder Block   

Chick Falls at the Office   

Chris Bruton Breaks the Memorial Cup      

You know what a really fun thing to do is? No, not chores or homework. Good guesses. The most fun thing to do in the world is watch Around the Net.

Beer Pong Slam Dunk  

Acting with James Franco

Gladiator Pass Out 

Come get your daily dose of internet funny! There’s a big serving ready just for you. Enjoy in good health!

Bear Mascot

Board Game Murder

Best Buy Dance

Come get your daily dose of internet funny! There’s a big serving ready just for you. Enjoy in good health!

Exercise in Bidding  

How To Blow 80 Million In 6 Seconds   

The Cleveland Show     

In the market for a laugh? Good. You’ve come to the right place. The laughs always come cheap and easy Around the Net.  

Home Depot - Solid Gold

Elmo Puppy   

World of Chemistry   

Construction Undress   

Get ready, sports fans, we're taking another trip Around The Net, and this time, we're not going to stop until you're laughing so hard you cry...or crying so hard you worry about your sanity. Either way, we've got you crying, which is exactly what we've wanted from you all along.

Double Knockout

Oprah Audience

Japanese Office

Indy vs. Lego Boulder

Kung Fu Cat

You know what you need? You need a distraction. We just happen to have one. It’s called Around the Net. Enjoy!

Bobcat Loading  

Mintia Commercial  

Hitler Is A Meme  

It's a delicate dance we do, going Around the Net everyday, to bring you the stuff that we deem funny enough to take notice of, but it's a dance we do, nonetheless, because we know that each step brings you closer to internet hilarity. Each motion gets you farther along in your endless search for all things awesome. So, dance with us...please.

Tree Branch

O’Reilly Remix

Spider-Man Raves

You need more Internet in your life, because the Internet is like a hot girl, a mentor, a supportive listener, a stand-up comic, a best friend, a mortal enemy, ripped abs, a great cup of coffee and a trampoline all rolled up into one awesome thing.

Tonight, we'll be bringing you the best from the Internet, so that you can easily integrate more of it into your daily routine.

Fun with Darts 

Baby Fight! 

Hand Solo 

Talking Dog P.S.A.

Jozin z Bazin: Czech Song

Yet again, AOTS goes places most rational people wouldn't dare when it comes to finding the best of the internets for your viewing pleasure. We call it Around the Net, but you'll call it pure delight. Won't you click some of the links and find out for yourself?

SteepleChase Fail

Sit Yo Ass Down

Blockbuster Museum

Anchor F Bomb

Cat Treadmill Mash

Gears of War 2 Gameplay

Come with us on an outrageous journey through the tubes of the intarwebs, as we expose today's funnies offerings from Around the Net...

Cow vs. Reporter

Crazy Music Video

Danica Patrick

Today on Attack Of The Show, it's war! And war of all kinds, to boot.

• Kevin takes on Olivia at Rock, Paper, Scissors in the first challenge of Kevin V. Olivia Week.
• We have a trailer for Lucasfilms' animated film Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
• Chris Gore introduces us to the new Playboy Playmate of the Year.

Plus, we get all blinged out on Attack This, take a look at an awesome universal remote on Gadget Pr0n, take a spin Around the Net, and get the news we need to know from Layla Kayleigh on The Daily Feed.

You wouldn't want to miss that, would you? We thought not. See you at 7PM ET.