Kelly

Location: Los Angeles, CA

Age: 22

Quote: "The heart is the place where we live our passions. It is frail and easily broken, but wonderfully resilient. There is no point in trying to deceive the heart. It depends upon our honesty for its survival :)"

About Kelly: She loves babies so much, except that she isn't ready to be a mommy anytime soon. Kelly lists The Notebook, The Kama Sutra and Men are from Mars Women are from Venus, and The Bible as some of her favorite books.

Carlee

Location: Whale's Vagina, CA

Age: 99

Quote: "You know you want it!!!"

About Carlee: She's a model and has lots of pictures of herself all over her profile. Her drink of choice while being photographed? Red Bull of course! Judging from her lists of favorite bands, she loves neo-emo and mall punk.

Amber Nicole

Location: Oklahoma City, OK

Age: 26

Quote: "Love is a game that 2 can play and both can win."

About Amber Nicole: She likes to travel and lists California Rolls and The Internet under her interests. Oh, she also lists men. AND she was a "Hot Saki" 2006 finalist.

Lilly

Location: Williamsburg, NY

Age: 25

Quote: "Dull People Talk About People, Average People Talk About Events and Brilliant People Talk About Ideas"

About Lilly: In addition to being Santa’s Little Helper, she’s a list and cat person and “Santa Baby” is the music on her profile.

Else

Location: Los Angeles, CA

Age: 18

Quote: “I stole the tree from Cam”

About Else: Half Norwegian, half Filipino loves music, blue eyes and Irish accents. She also Wishes she could meet Freddie Mercury.

Casey

Location: Canada

Age: 27

Quote: “Happy Holidays! Drink and be merry!"

About Casey: There’s no one she wants to meet that she hasn’t already, but she does want to UN-meet some people.

Lauren

Location: Los Angeles, CA

Age: 25

Quote: “Visit www.laurenmarykim.com"

About Lauren: Lauren is a martial arts expert and Part-time movie stunt woman. Also, she's a former dancer for the LA Lakers.

June

Location: Gig Harbor, WA

Age: 21

Quote: “If you always do what you always did...you'll always get what you always got!"

About June: June studies Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and loves to kick people in the face. Her heritage is Japanese, Italian and Irish.

Julie

Location: Greenwood, IN

Age: 25

Quote: "I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love."

About Julie: A professional MMA fighter with a record of 7-4-0, she says she “reads Ghandi and kicks people in the face.” Her real passion, however, lies in grounding and pounding her opponents into submission.

Sarah

Location: Massachusetts

Age: 22

Quote: “Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.”

About Sarah: Likes to “pwn poor little unsuspecting noobs” and lists World of Warcraft among her obsessions. Plus, Kevin Pereira is in her Top 8.

Aktrez AKA Becky

Location: Los Angeles, CA

Age: 27

Quote: “It’s what I do…”

About Aktrez: First video game was Strawberry Shortcake’s Musical Mix-Em-Up on Atari and is the co-host of a video game radio show called The Next Level. She's also an MMO fanatic, btw.

The Good, The Bad and the Dirty

Location: San Francisco, CA

Age: 22

Quote: One Hit Wonder.

About The Good, The Bad and the Ugly: Wants to meet anyone buying a PS3. She's also a huge Battlestar Galactica fan and completed Justice League Heroes on Oct. 31

Sarah

Location: Elk Grove, California

Age: 20

Quote: Instead of a quote, Sarah uses a picture of a flower.

About Sarah: Belongs to the Dallas Cowboys MySpace Fan Club and loves anything that is pink, and Armani (her Chihuahua). She also hates fat people who wear clothes too small for them.

Karie

Location: Oregon

Age: 29

Quote: “Touch my cookies and I will kick your ass.”

About Karie: Win lose or tie, she’ll be a Bronco’s fan ‘til she dies and her MySpace page is Bronco themed. She also has the Fox Sports NFL Theme Song as her song.

Courtney

Location: Dana Point, California

Age: 21

Quote: "A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.” – Marilyn Monroe

About Courtney: Her entire page has a Dallas Cowboy’s theme and believes that on the 7th day, God created football. She also loves USC football.

Lauren Jane

Location: Austin, TX

Age: 19

Quote: “Life, Liberty and Chronic Happiness.”

About Lauren Jane: Lauren Jane is in the running for Miss High Times 2007 and is a fashion designer for Chronic Candy Clothing. She's also saving money to backpack all over Europe.

Katie

Location: Kent, OH

Age: 19

Quote: “Flower Child”

About Katie: Katie loves making sweet drum beats and thinks with her heart, not her head. Her hero is Pablo, her pet turtle.

Erin

Location: Boston, MA

Age: 18

Quote: None

About Erin: Her display name is ‘Don’t be calling me a dirty hippy” and won’t be your friend just to raise your count “higher than the other myspace sluts.” However, she does belong to the Dirty Hippies MySpace group.

Jessica

Location: Boca Raton, FL

Age: 20

Quote: “Exercise Your Right to Vote”

About Jessica: She says Republicans are ruining the institution of marriage and that Bill Maher is her political hero. Also, she most wants to visit Rwanda, Africa to meet survivors of genocide.

Amanda

Location: Saratoga, CA

Age: 22

Quote: “All we are saying is give peach a chance”

About Amanda: Display name is “Impeach Bush!” and she's counting down the days until Bush is out of office. Her number one friend is the “Democrats Are Sexy.”

Alicia

Location: Rhode Island

Age: 27

Quote: “Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez”

About Alicia: She's a political junkie addicted to cable news and claims she can take most guys in any video game. Also, she has a military fetish.

Claire

Location: San Diego, CA

Age: 24

Quote: “Navy Girls Do It Better”

About Claire: She originally signed up for the Navy to pay for college, but it turned out to be hte right career choice for her. She's extremely patriotic and very involved in (republican) politics.

Jess

Location: Monterey, CA

Age: 25

Quote: “I wear women's underwear”

About Jess: She loves to surf and longs to be a suicide girl. Also, she's a cold, cold beast that strives off the pain and suffering of Democrats.

Raven

Location: Memphis, TN

Age: 23

Quote: “I fell in love today.... ;-)”

About Raven: Most importantly, she is a Christian. Currently, she's in the Navy. She's easy going and definitely a girlie girl.

Skarah Black

Location: My Void, United States

Age: 35

Quote: “I’m going to carve your ass like a pumpkin!”

About Skarah Black: Collects bones and various funeral ephemera and once owned a 1972 Superior Coach Cadillac Hearse. She also considers laughing just as good as sex, and loves animals.

Jezahell Van Horn

Location: Tromaville, CA

Age: 29

Quote: “THE QUEEN OF GORELESQUE!”

About Jezahell Van Horn: Stars in Jezahells Bloodbath Burlesque show and calls herself a whore for horror. She also lists red lipstick, dangerously high heels and corsets among her indulgences.

Zombie Kat

Location: Seattle, WA

Age: 23

Quote: “When you close your eyes, it's hell you see”

About Zombie Kat: Says she hates almost everyone and a poll on her page labels her 74% evil. Her general interests include blood, bloody boys and spankings.

Katy

Location: St. Petersburg, FL

Age: 20

Quote: “Open your mind, here comes the spoon”

About Katy: She loves Oktoberfest and driving down German roads at 100 MPH. She also enjoys the feeling of wanting to grip baby chicks at the petting zoo.

Liz!

Location: San Jose, CA

Age: 23

Quote: “take these chances”

About Liz!: She offers some tips on drinking etiquette: If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar, preferably during happy hour. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

Greta

Location: New Orleans, LA

Age: 25

Quote: “The Truth is out there”

About Greta: She's a mild sci-fi geek with an affinity for partying, conspiracy theories, and a good debate who pays annual homage to a deer run over during her first Oktoberfest. Her German name is Nella Gerlinda.

Mayhemily

Location: Phoenix "Roll City," AZ

Age: 25

Quote: "Dead Women Tell No Tales."

About Mayhemily: If your roller girl wears a short skirt, she works it on the track. Oh and, Don’t follow her around at bouts like a lost puppy. She is taking care of business. Find your own crowd.

Roxy Balboa

Location: Hollywood, CA

Age: 28

Quote: "Blood is the new black."

About Roxy Balboa: Your pictures include lots of pouty-looking webcam shots, you have a fetish for women who can kick your ass or you're asking her to be a model in a "foot stomping" fetish photo.

Dragoness

Location: Austin, TX

Age: 30

Quote: "Whichever endeavor you undertake in life you must do it with passion..."

About Dragoness: She tells us to “Surrender to love, even if the sword hidden among his pinions wounds you...and if you don’t surrender to her in the ring, then she may f’ing wound you, too."

Wubberfly

Location: Davidsonville, MD

Age: 27

Quote: "Do not fight your weakness, but strenghen your virtues."

About Wubberfly: When she was little her grandmother told her that she was a butterfly. Well, she sure isn’t a butterfly, but she’s learned to fly, and that’s a start.