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Kevin V. Olivia: Sell This, Douche!
Posted By: Mike D'Alonzo - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:45 PM

In the second of our ongoing week of host battles, Kevin and Olivia battle it out to see which one can sell the most product via that QVC-style television infomercial. Watch as they try and sell products from EasyCurves and Beamz, and use their...uh...charms to wile unsuspecting shoppers into buying their wares.

And you, the viewer, will determine the winner, via online poll, which will allow you to give some pretty quick feedback as far as who's the best at pitching. So, check it out and see whether Kevin can make Olivia pay for making him chug cottage cheese at the end of the Rock, Paper, Scissors challenge.

Check out the videos. First, Olivia's EasyCurves ad:

 

And now Kevin, master of the Beamz.

 
Finally, the live QVC-style hawk-off, and the reveal of the winner as chosen by YOU!  (Yes, you!  You special widdle wooby.)

 

 


Tags: Stunts!


Comment(s)

Posted by bekboy - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:48 PM
Olivia will kick kevin's ass
Posted by crusher1971 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:49 PM
Kevin, your doing a good job but you cannot compete with Olivia's boobs. Sorry man I would really like to vote for you but I love boobs, hers most of all.
Posted by Jabba84 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:56 PM
Usually I choose anything with boobs, but this time, I'd have to say the sell on the beams was better. It's not hard to sell bigger boobs.
Posted by bLaCkAnGeL07 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:56 PM
BEAMZ!!! Flaccid Deluxe will rule the world with the Light!
Posted by Starscream_Jubilee - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:56 PM
Dude, your cancer stricken device cannot compete with Olivia's boobs. Sorry, man.
Posted by dunko1 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:57 PM
I vote for KEVIN.... WOOT!!
Posted by tenkuchima - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:57 PM
damn, olivias a good sales women. I almost voted for the easy curves, and i dont even have boobs. but in the end its the fingering techniques that won me over(that and the free panties)
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Posted by antihero25 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:57 PM
play the light !!!!!
Posted by jash99 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:57 PM
I have two words for ya: Olivia's + Boobs
Nuff said.
Posted by Dave_101 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:58 PM
Look ya Olivia's hot and so are her boobs.. but come on Kevin's right there's no way that works plus Kevins add was alot funnier and proffesional. I do love Olivia but you cant be bias
Posted by oliviaishot - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:58 PM
Kevin your cool...but Olivia's boob are better than cancer
Posted by bustamove8354 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:58 PM
Come on...have none of you heard of bros before hoes?

Give our boy Kevin some props!!
Posted by brackjr - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:58 PM
Olivia rocks!
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Posted by banehammond - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:58 PM
I like boobs
Posted by GDMFL68 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:59 PM
BOOBS!!!!! Hell yeah Olivia
Posted by sirantony - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:59 PM
Beams all the way
Posted by kingdaddydong - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:59 PM
Love Oliva's boobs but Kevin was too funny not to vote for him.
Posted by Mallia2112 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:00 PM
Sorry bud Boobs greater than Music... but both combined are great!
Posted by MoMo194 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:00 PM
Is this even a serious competition. Olivia hands down.
Posted by jash99 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:01 PM
I have two words for ya: Olivia's + Boobs
Nuff said.
Posted by Mallia2112 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:02 PM
Sorry bud Boobs greater than Music... but both combined are great!
Posted by scythe272 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:07 PM
my vote goes to kevin but olivia is so hot
Posted by jake117 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:20 PM
oooooo nice (.Y.)
Posted by J2007 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 7:25 PM
Kevin should just give up because Olivia is going to win
Posted by Malagana - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 7:37 PM
No way a "Gay" Kevin will win over a "Boobalicious" Olivia! That's just Retarded!
Posted by Tourniquet135 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 7:44 PM
Olivia threw a low blow and had to use her breasts to seduce the lonely virgins of the internet for votes. I will not fall for this trickery. I vote for Kevin.
Posted by Topet - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 7:56 PM
PLAY THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!
olivia just went for the boobs coz every man likes boobs (like me) and shes using hers coz she feels threatened by kevin

KEVIN OWNS!
Posted by biggsff - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 7:57 PM
rofl @ Olivia's "blood flow and grow-mones"

Reminds me of those Kinoki footpad commercials where they circle all the "toxins" on the pad.

Olivia ftw!!!
Posted by landonr - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 7:58 PM
I vote for kevin, I dont like olivia. Kevin paid me to vote for him. He is better.
Posted by treyxanthean - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 8:12 PM
i must say this.. even though Olivia is
well........awesome in most all respects... Kevin kicked serious butt with the infomercial and with the selling/qvc thing... way funny....


Trey Xanthean
Posted by treyxanthean - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 8:24 PM
i must say this.. even though Olivia is
well........awesome in most all respects... Kevin kicked serious butt with the infomercial and with the selling/qvc thing... way funny....


Trey Xanthean
Posted by deviousconkerer - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 8:38 PM
olivia's panties ftw
Posted by Malagana - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 9:33 PM
Puro pedo!
Posted by PoopaPapaPalpatine - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 10:00 PM
What's this?! Attack of the Show actually has a legitimately funny segment?! Olivia's was better.
Posted by Rogue09 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 11:41 PM
Yes, Olivia boobs are... well... they're just fantastic. But as for cancer, you might want to think about it before you jump in bed with Olivia...... wait, that came out wrong. Anyway, somebody should check her for lumps. Any volunteers?

As a guy, I can't really use larger breasts, so I will have to go with "the light"! Plus, another pair of panties are something I could really use..... um... where's the delete key???

GOAT WEEK!!!!!!
Posted by voncrud - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:58 AM
Rogue09,

wtf do you mean you can use larger breasts? Dont you got a girl bro? Your going to buy a $500 permanent place on the wall of virginity vs. buying your chick the chance at bigger breasts for under $10. Bro, do us all a favor as stay out of business/economics... stick with, something your use to, and genetically tangible like waste management.
Posted by Law_Dawg_2931 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:58 AM
Olivia baby your boobs win it for me hands down. Especially in the princess olivia outfit. You got my vote babe.
Posted by dalyr - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:59 AM
kevin's is better,sorry olivia?
Posted by voncrud - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 11:00 AM
Thats just wrong.
Posted by RagZz - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 11:05 AM
Kevin IS the #1 Douche!
Posted by Lucifer6972 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 12:10 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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