The Myspace girl contest is on. After Kim's stunning
victory in the sumo ring, we've got a new crop of respectable young
ladies on the block for you to evaluate and judge, because you're such
a prize.
Our three choices today represent our committment to diversity. On one hand we have:
Rachel:
Who says her motto is "Don't hate, masturbate" and lists "drinking and
dancing around" as interests and "anything where people get pretty
naked" as her favorite thing to watch on TV.
On the other hand, we have:
Dawn:
who posts: "I'm proud of being into comic books, trampolines,
jumproping, and humans who are sarcastic by nature. My bathroom has a
Phoenix theme. (Not the city, the character. Duh.)"
On our third hand, we have:
Bobbie:
A/K/A HeavyGrinder, a DJ who loves music and lists "derrick carter,
johnny fiasco, inland knights, david lara, rees urban, david guetta,
joe silva, icey, cannibal corpse, jamiroquai, etc..." as her influences.
But don't take my word for it. Check out each of our choices myspace
pages. The choice is yours, America. Vote in our poll on the left
corner of the page.
