Since the quickly-rising meme of dog shaming has been such a hit for the world of JPEGs, it was about time that the medium of video felt a bit of that love, as well.

Now, the impact of these examples of household canine savagery is fully felt in a completely new way with more than just anecdotal evidence to back it up.

Come and revel in the pure shame of these dogs. Lick the proverbial tears of regret off their cheeks, you sadists.

"Episode V: The Aztec Empire Strikes Back."

Since the parallels between the Star Wars films and Mexican wrestling were so glaringly apparent, we finally have a substantive realization of every fan's wish.

Now we can see what it would be like if the unknowingly-incestuous relationship between El Luké and La Léia were to be set amongst the backdrop of an intergalactic civil war of giant burrito proportions.

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It looks like this wrecking crew in the swing state of Ohio couldn't quite get this tower to swing the correct way as it would fall onto some power lines, creating a sparkly domino effect.

Thankfully, no one was injured, but everyone in Springfield will always remember where they were "the day the tower fell down...on the wrong side."

Toby Keith has already released a song about it.

This battle between famous non-lyrics was destined to happen sooner or later.

Now, The Dark Knight will battle The Knighted Beatle in an epic showdown to determine whether it's cooler to take a sad song and make it better with a piano or a Batmobile.

Interestingly enough, this is one rare instance where Batman is not richer than his opponent.

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It looks like this nun will need to pay a penance which entails a little more than 1,000 Hail Marys and some ruler slaps to the wrist.

Indeed, this sticky-fingered sister thought she had pulled a fast one over this convenience store, unaware that "someone above" was watching in disgust.

Now, she'll need to make a new pair rosary beads from the teeth she knocks out of the bitches who get fresh with her in the slammer.

While Nike is traditionally known for its famous "Swoosh," the folks at Fake (pronounced "fake-ee") have carved out a niche with their own famous "Hypotenuse."

Thus far, they aren't popular enough for barbaric people with egregiously-dumb priorities to murder each other over, but there was one reported jaywalking case over a pair.

It's a start.

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The recent bout of stage-spewing from Lady Gaga over the weekend inspired this (inevitable) animation from Taiwan's NMA TV.

While their apparent appreciation for projectile vomiting has predictably played into their proclivity for exaggeration, they probably should be commended for their grasp of popular music history's greatest losses-of-lunches.

On tonight's Attack of the Show with Rob Huebel and Candace Bailey, we welcome Ethan Hawke to the studio for details on his horror thriller, Sinister, about a writer who uncovers the supernatural mystery behind the murder of his house's previous tenants, only to put his own family in danger. Eli Roth talks to us about his Goretorium attraction in Las Vegas and Matt Farah also reports from the OC Auto Show with a look at the new Porsche Boxster. Tune in tonight 7/6c!

These kids' parents probably should have recognized somewhat of a red flag when the description for this summer camp read: "Your children will be taught the value of sacrifice for the greater good and how to make Semtex vests during arts and crafts time."

Tomorrow, they hit the firing range to take cracks at the Uncle Sam targets.

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This dad was momentarily living out an unfulfilled fantasy of being a famous footballer by scoring an impressive, high-impact, devastating goal...off his toddler son's face.

Of course, nothing says "I f**ked up" more than when you have to awkwardly hand your frantically-crying child over to mom and accept defeat in the soccer game that is parenting.

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